THANK U.

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Coachella 2012

can’t even believe it.

can’t even believe my eyes, can’t even believe my ears.

feel so blessed – feel like god has reached down his ebony hand and touched us.

thank u. all of u.

but could it really be all luck?

no – probly not.

when you are in a hot dj duo, and are mentioned in the same sentence as people like dj comfy and dj stewey decimal & the get wild 5 – people notice you.

people turn their heads when they see you getting pastrami in your bodega.

ha ya i eat pastrami just like u regular people

people tilt their shades for a better look when they see you walking with ur babe down the streets.

ha ya i go for walks with my babe just like u regular people

but it’s not all good looks and talent.

good fortune = luck x good looks x some effort i guess

it’s about have a content rich blog and exploring every corner of the blogosphere.

it’s about contesting and doing giveaways, like lmtd edish signed mp3s.

just so thankful for all the fans who called ‘chella, made this work – made this happen.

just so thankful for the fans who tweeted at the high powered music exec gate keepers – and key masters- to get us on the bill.

just so thankful period – feel so blessed

 

under pressure.

Monday, January 9th, 2012

 

it’s no surprise that being a hot dj is tough.

it’s tough on the emotions, it’s tough on the family.

(dont have a fam just yet, but my babe gets bummed out when im stuck on the decks and cant vibe w/ her on the dancefloor)

the thing is, when the second half of your dj outfit is some hay-seed from rural mass., it makes life extra hard.

always drinking, never pressing the right buttons on his ‘puter

sometimes so drunk he uses stern language w/ Scroto

makes people think we are unprofessional – that we don’t even know what were even doing at all.

but we do.

i know LA was raised by wolves in the sticks of mass.

where men become local townie drunks and chicks become butterface nfl cheerladies

want to give him the beney of the doubt though.

sure he knows how to disco, sure he knows how 2 boogie.

but can he keep the flame burning?

hope so…

…need to believe so

THE UNSHEATHED FEATURED ON WHIPPLES WORLD ON NY1 THIS AM!

Monday, January 9th, 2012

to our loyal fans, the general public, and the people that came to Heathers that one night when I was too drunk to press buttons on my computer,

just kidding, george whipple didn’t feature us on “whipples world”,  “whipples world” would explode and his eyebrows would spontaneously combust if he came to one of our residency gigs.

anyways,

Scroto has enlightened me to my spiraling list of personal and professional  shortcomings as a human DJ and as the straight half of the international DJ duo THE UNSHEATHED. i  am aware that i’m the reason why there is such a lack of great content on our new website, and i have decided that i will be making more of an effort to connect with you on a personal and digital level.

That being said, check out the BRAND NEW LA JOHANNSEN FACEBOOK FAN PAGE!  You can like it and even post on my new wall.  (also use it if you want to book  me for gigs without Scroto, i’m trying to branch out, you guys)

hi. welcome to me. welcome to you inside me.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

hey

where have you been?

just kidding, we just got here.

hope you can stay for a while.

think we might

why dont you relax and vibe for a minute?

best,

Scroto Jones & L.A. Johannsen