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THE UNSHEATHED! ANNOUNCE FORMATION OF
HA-YA DESTROY HOLDINGS INTERNATIONAL
MEDIA & PUBLISHING
RICH CONTENT NETWORK TO BE KEYSTONE OF GLOBAL STRAT
feb 2k12 – AVE. D – internet pioneers and international dj duo THE UNSHEATHED! announced today the formation of a content rich and “fan-centric” media network cross several platforms that will capitalize on their meteoric rise to fame and power since launching http://www.theunsheathed.com back in yesteryear.
“tis tru,” said THE UNSHEATHED!’s sir scroto baggins aka the duke of jonesbury, “2 tru some may say, that people love us. they love the content, they love the branding, it’s really been a viral smash. really starting to feel blousey around these parts”
among the new properties making up ha-ya holdings destroy holdings international media & publishing are:
theunsheathed.com will continue to be ur #1 source for news surround THE UNSHEATHED! and viral marketing strategy. thatschillbro.com will be a viral powerhouse providing the utmost in memeable content that people will be tumbling, tweeting and generally blogging about for hundreds of years to come. foundcourage.wordpress.com will be a social media/wiki/fan-centric forum where users can become “courage seekers” and submit user generated content and feel like maybe they are as viberous as THE UNSHEATHED!.
“we feel just so bless’ed,” added man’s man LA johannsen, “and when the vibe is white hot, u have to stryke. that’s when things start to feel fun, when things start to feel blousey.”
the move to acquire the media network was made over the course of several weeks with help of go daddy and some birthday haul cash that THE UNSHEATHED! thought wise to pump back into the viral marketing beast-machine.
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